Lil’C.: Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Mommy – Ball. Mommeee Mommeeee… BALL. BALL. BALL! BALLLLL! BAAAALLLLL!!!!! Me: Yes Baby- I see the ball. Lil’C.: Oh K. ******* Lil’C.: Feum. (Swim.). Mommy. Feum. (Running back and forth to the door and pointing.) Me: No Baby, we can’t swim. It’s raining outside. Lil’C.: Uh’K. ****** Lil’C.: Bay-ud. [...]
Parenting Fail from Robin’s Chicks
These are hee-ha-larious and definitely make me feel better about the fact that Birdie puts her hand in the toilet bowl SEVERAL times a day. http://www.robinschicks.com/2010/08/parenting-fail.html
Say What?
I was just in the kitchen cleaning and I heard Sam yell, ‘JESUS CHRIST!’ from his playroom. I went RUNNING in there to find out what in the world would make him say that, where did he hear that, who taught him to take the Lord’s name in vain and wash his mouth out with [...]
Friday Funny: Hi Eeyore
This is one of my all time favorite videos to watch. And pretty much what I imagine the soundtrack to a Minivan Disney Trip will sound like…
Avocados Everywhere
Crunchy Mama (who is my sister b-tubya) and I are both getting ready for our Annual Super Awesome Slightly Fattening and Always Fun Extended Family Beach Vacation. Both of our families, along with our parents, rent a house on the beach for TWO WEEKS. It is so nice and yes, we realize we are totally [...]
What is Meatlow Anyway?
SDS has been telling us how much she loves Meat-low. “Meatloaf?” you are saying to yourself. Um, no. Just ask SDS- she is very quick to correct you: “SDS, you like MeatLOAF?”…”NO! It’s Meat-LOW.” “Uh huh- ok.” What’s the point in trying to correct a bossy 4 year old? When I first heard that she [...]
Egg Recall
Ok people, I’m sure you’ve all heard about the egg recall and this is why you should get you some chickens. Besides the fact that they make good pets (really, they do), if you are feeding your own hens and harvesting their eggs, you can prevent some of the health violations that Wright County Eggs committed. [...]
Nap Nanny Recall
I saw an ad for these when I was pregnant with The Bird and thought they looked like a good idea. After reading this report though, I’m glad I never made the purchase. Apparently at least one infant suffocated after wriggling off the side of the Nap Nanny and getting caught between it and the [...]
Great Sites for Birthday Party Ideas
So I’m planning The Boy’s 4th Birthday Party and I tend to get a little obsessive about these things. I mean, if I had an unlimited budget, THE PARTY I WOULD THROW. But then I have to remind myself that these are CHILDREN and they don’t notice CRAP, and as long as there is CAKE [...]
The Sky Is Falling…
For ray-els. August is Shooting Star Month! I love a shooting star- doesn’t it remind you of being a kid and getting so excited about seeing a star falling! Well- get out there and start wishing away because the meteorite activity will peak on August 12 and 13. You might not get to include the tiny tots [...]
