Archive for the “Confessions” category
Disemboweling Bath Toys
by Minivan Mama on March 15, 2010
Yes, you read that right. I’ve been disemboweling bath toys. After that story on the DOOKIE that’s in your kid’s bath toys, I went a little crazy. I made sure The Huz had the kids safely downstairs and I HACKED (…)
True Story: I Ate My Own Breast Milk
by Minivan Mama on March 2, 2010
Oh yes I did. And not like those La Leche Leaguers who taste their own breast milk to make sure it’s not sour. And not like Nashbill Mama’s huzbo who eats it cause he eats everything. This was on accident. (…)
Confession #3- Wackadoodle
by Working Mama on February 24, 2010
Surprising this is only Confession #3. I feel like I’ve exposed my soul on this blog. Here’s today’s confession: I LOVE, with my whole heart, the word WACKADOODLE. Helllllo! Isn’t that the best?! It just flows off the tongue – Wackadoodle. (…)
The Pacifier Diaries / Chapter Four: The Next Day
by Minivan Mama on February 16, 2010
IT WASN’T AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE! All afternoon, The Boy had been excited about the Paci Fairy coming and excited about the prizes he was going to leave him, until SCREEEECH, about 5 minutes before bedtime (…)
The Pacifier Diaries / Chapter Three: Night One
by Minivan Mama on February 15, 2010
Night One: Game On I had seen what The Boy wanted from the Paci Fairy at Toys R Us over Christmas: the biggest, most obscene Monster Truck they make. It is way too fancy for a 3-year-old. It has a (…)
Thanks Nick Jr.
by Minivan Mama on February 15, 2010
Dear Yo Gabba Gabba, Thank you SO MUCH for your show on sleeping today, especially the part about how to deal with being lonely when you’re in the bed by yourself. Before today, The Boy had never mentioned being lonely (…)
The Pacifier Diaries / Chapter Two: The Letter
by Minivan Mama on February 14, 2010
The Pacifier Diaries
by Minivan Mama on February 13, 2010
So you’ve probably figured it out. The secret resolution. The AWFUL THING that needed to be done: Take. The pacifier. Away. From my child. My THREE-AND-A-HALF YEAR OLD child. Way too old for a pacifier. Unless you ask my mother, (…)
It’s Time
by Minivan Mama on February 12, 2010
Remember that secret resolution I mentioned a few weeks ago? Well it’s time. We start the process today. I’ll let you know how it goes…
