Comments on: Boob Cheese and Booty Fat

By: Leigh Ann

Leigh Ann — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:02:01 +0000

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny, but soooooo gross! I’ve never heard of such. I’m all about nursing my babies, but no need to pass the stuff around and especially for cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: schokiegirl

schokiegirl — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:12:04 +0000

Okay, so I do not normally watch the 2nd half of the Today show with Kathy Lee and Oda, but I did yesterday and they did a segment on this as well. They offered anyone in the studio $100 or $150 to eat it (apparently that is what they get if they end up on camera). NO ONE would volunteer until some unsuspecting 20 something man walked into the room late, heard $100 for eating cheese…didn’t ask any questions and volunteered….teach him to be late. They told him AFTER he took his first bite!

By: Working Mama

Working Mama — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:32:15 +0000

Jroc just came in and asked me if I had heard of Chest Cheese, like he’s some brilliant person who just discovered this. I totally acted like I had been hip to it for years and he was just catching on. I can’t have him knowing something before me-obviously. I also can’t stand when he acts like he knows celebrity gossip before me. That is my forte’- step off.

You know how I feel about this. Greedy little Flossies cracked me up! ahahaha.

I’m also on the Ripa-Wagon. Hers is funny.

By: baby mama aka em

baby mama aka em — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:47:45 +0000

Hahaha!!! My jaw is on the floor!?!!? Kelly Ripa ate booby cheese….let me repeat so i can fully process this…Kelly Ripa ate booby cheese!!! wow. yuck-ola! Keep me posted on the Crabb Dairy Farm and if you need some contract workers!!

ummm, and you heart kelly ripa?!?! separate from her arms and hot bod which i covet, i am not a bit interested or amused my her personality!!

By: Minivan Mama

Minivan Mama — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:42:51 +0000

Lauren, There actually IS a black market for breast milk. Obviously, if you are one of the fortunate moms who make a ton of milk (I was with The Boy and it’s actually not all that great- tummy aches, fussy baby, etc.), you are encouraged to DONATE your extra milk to milk banks, which in turn use the milk for special needs cases- preemies, babies with AIDS or other immunological disorders, etc. But there are some greedy little Flossies out there who are selling their breast milk on eBay. For about $2 an ounce! That’s a cost of $50-60 PER DAY or $1500 PER MONTH to feed your baby. Makes formula seem cheap doesn’t it? I don’t think it’s actually illegal but it certainly doesn’t strike me as highly ethical either…

By: Lauren

Lauren — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:13:25 +0000

I had to read this to my husband over the phone its so funny! Be careful though, dont want to create a black market for the stuff!

By: Minivan Mama

Minivan Mama — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:52:56 +0000

You bring up some really good points, NM… If I eat only organic, does that make my breast milk organic? And how do I get USDA certified organic? They’ll probably need a stool sample. Actually not, I just like to use ‘stool sample’ in a sentence.

So yay, NM, I’ve got a partner at the Dirty Pillows Dairy. I’m thinking we can expand our product line to more than just cheese. Cream of Booby Soup. Knocker-Pops. TCBY- The Country’s Breast Yogurt.

By: Mountain Mama

Mountain Mama — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:49:21 +0000

Holy crap! I think I laughed so hard booby milk came out my nose!!!!

By: Nashbill Mom

Nashbill Mom — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:33:46 +0000

I wonder what sort of pricing system you would use. I mean, organic cow’s milk is more expensive than regular. And, human milk is whole-fat. So, I am thinking that stuff is gonna be pricey… and the more you charge, the more people will want.

Let me know if you need someone to help you produce. I am always looking for a way to make money. And, I already make milk. I think it would be selfish if we kept all this good stuff to ourselves.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Thanks for this post!

By: Megan

Megan — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:06:24 +0000

I am about to pee from laughing so hard!